Awesome 80's Dating Videos (DOUCHE CHILLS)

WOW!  Talk about a case of the Douche Chills!  Dudes were really pathetic back in the 80's, huh?  What a bunch of tools.  The funny thing is, I don't think the losers have really changed much over the years except for the hairstyles and awful clothing (although I'm sure some of that hasn't changed one bit for some of these clowns). 

These days, they just go faceless and stalk the shit out of chicks on the internet and pretend they are rich and good looking when they really live in their Mom's basement and look at porn all day.  At least back in the day, they had to man up a little bit and get behind the camera and chicks actually had the chance to view their true awkwardness.  Check out some of these classics. 

Best Quotes:
"I'm a 25 year subscriber to both Playboy and the New Yorker Magazine."
"I'm an executive by day and a wild man by night."
"I'm looking for the Goddess."
"No Fatties."

Here's another version of the same video with a few bonus toolbags to up the ante.  There is a lot of duplication but honestly, these are even better the second time around. We'll just call this one the Extended Remix.  Classic!

 

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