Thursday, April 30, 2009

Auto-Tune the News #2 (FUNNY)

SWEET!  Just what I needed.  Another Auto-Tune parody/comedy video. I expected little to nothing in terms of entertainment value considering the official name of the vid is "Auto-Tune the News #2: pirates. drugs. gay marriage."  I mean really.  WTF is that?!?!?

I was pleasantly surprised once I got into it though.  It starts off a little slow but definitely picks up about halfway through.  I was definitely feelin' it once the Angry Gorilla killed his verse with Hannity and then Katie Couric got down with her "Thin Ice" Chorus.  DOPE! 

I didn't smoke any weed before making these posts today but it definitely would have helped.  These videos are just too tripped out for me to handle right now.  UNREAL!

"Alien Weed" by Donald Faison & Rich Digga (SUPER RANDOM)


There are a couple of things I want to point out before we get started on this video.  Donald Faison has a rap group and it's name is "Rich Digga"?  And this rap group includes Kenny aka "Bud" (Deon Richmond) from the Cosby Show?  WTF?!?!?!  It doesn't get more random than that.  Actually, yes it does.  The song is about "Alien Weed" and features a mob of angry alien drug dealers that go to war with Rich Digga.  They all end up getting along in the end and have a party in the spaceship and get lap dances from some fly blue and green alien shorties.  WOW.  These dudes must have been blunted out of their minds to come up with this concept.  AWESOME!!! 

I was so confused when I watched this for the first time.  I couldn't even make a rationale judgement about it.  I took another look and it's actually funny as shit and a halfway decent song.  I have to admit, this might be one of my new favorite rap songs.  I'm not sure what that says about the current state of Hip Hop but this song is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day. 

Give the video a chance and be prepared for some random ish.  You might be better off watching this stoned out of your mind so you can "understand" a little better.  So ridiculous!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

President Obama Makes it Rain on the Lady Huskies (MONEY!)

The UCONN Lady Huskies recently made a visit to the White House to celebrate their 2009 NCAA Women's Basketball Championship.  President Obama got a few of the girls involved in an impromptu game of P-I-G (a shortened version of H-O-R-S-E) and he SMOKED them all.  He was draining 17 foot jumpers left and right with that nice lefty stroke like he was Michael Redd.

Say what you want about his political views and policies but you have to like a President that can ball a little bit.  He's definitely got some game!
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Sick Bicycle Tricks by Danny MacAskill (DOPE!)

I didn't even know bike tricks like this were possible until I saw this video.  It's like a crazy combination of skateboarding, BMX and urban climbing.  This dude is insane!

Celtics Win Game 5 in Another OT Thriller vs. Bulls (STRESSFULL)

Another freakin' OT game?  Are you kidding me?  This series is officially out of control.  I can't take this stress anymore!  How is this only Round 1?!?!  I feel like this series has been going on for weeks!

I have no voice this morning and I probably gained a couple hundred new grey hairs from flipping out during last night's game.  I was lucky enough to attend the game but being there actually increases the stress to another level that you just can't deal with sometimes.  The Garden was on fire last night in all the right ways.  Everyone was cheering at the right times without the need for the JumboTron to tell them what to do and they were also booing the shit out of the refs after all of their awful calls.
I still don't understand what the hell happened with that awful double foul call on Ray Allen that caused him to foul out.  I looked down for two seconds to grab my beer and I missed it.  Of course the terrible JumboTron operator refused to show the replay so I had no idea what was going on.  Now that I've seen the replay, I am even more pissed off about that call.  Absolutely terrible!  There were so many other questionable if not awful calls but it's tough to remember them without seeing the replays on TV.  That is always one of the disadvantages of being at a game live.  

Paul Pierce was back in "the zone" and luckily took over the game in the last few minutes of overtime to finish off the Bulls.  I never felt comfortable for one second during this game though.  I can't stand the offense that the C's are still running at the end of games which is basically walk the ball up the court, have Pierce post up at the top of the key or three point line and then watch him take a fade away jumper with 5 seconds left on the shot clock.  That is a terrible offensive strategy but of course it looks great when it works like it did last night.  It blows my mind that the Celtics haven't come up with a different and/or better strategy by now.  Why was Rondo refusing to go to the hoop when he got score at will?  I don't get it.

Pierce is visibly tired and beat up but he can still turn it on when needed, at least for now.  I wanted him to drive to the hoop so badly to get a foul and a possible And 1 but now that I think about it, I'm actually glad he took those shots.  He has been awful in clutch free throw situations so I guess I would rather deal with him taking that fade away since that has become his signature move. 

Every time he shot I said "Pierce, come on.  Don't!  NO! NO! NO! Ahhhh.....YESSSSSSSS!!!"  I guess I will take it.  We have to be happy with whatever works at this point.  They need to end this series ASAP because I don't think I can take a Game 7.  My head might explode from this madness...

By the way, BONUS POINTS go out to the photographer that took this picture of one of the hottest Celtics Dancers.  Fantastic timing and a perfect angle.  Bravo!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Amazing Beatbox Kid (DOPE!!!)


This dude Daichi is one of the best Beatboxers I've seen in a long time.  The speed and clarity to his beats are ridiculous and his execution is almost always on point.

The one unique thing that he brings to the table is the sick fake scratch.  A lot of beatboxers do a half assed job of scratchin' or don't do it at all.  This kid absolutely RIPS IT halfway through this video with a very authentic sounding scratch that I thought was incredible.  I don't know what he does with his hand to make that sound but it works ridiculously well.  Some of the sound effects he created were pretty damn cool too.

Here is another performance from a local TV show.  The kid is SICK!!!

Monday, April 27, 2009

Celtics Lose to Bulls in a Crazy Double OT Game 4 (WTF!!!)

Come on, Celtics!!!  What the hell is your problem?   This series should already be over or at least 3-1  considering the Celtics should have won Game 1 as well as last night's Double Overtime thriller.  Now the series is tied coming back to Boston for Game 5 and the C's are going to be drained.  The bench is already depleted and the older legs of Pierce and Allen could be an issue in the next couple of games if they can't get some rest.  I am really starting to worry about this series now.

Last night was a great game regardless of the outcome but I really feel like the Celtics gave it away numerous times.  They were up at least 4 or 5 points at the end of regulation and both OT's but they just couldn't put the Bulls away.  Luckily Ray Allen and Paul Pierce kept hitting big shots when the Bulls actually pulled into the lead a few times.  It was stressful, frustrating and exciting all at the same time.

The C's looked ridiculously tired at the end of the second OT which is understandable but the Bulls still had a little bit of energy left which is basically how they won this game.  Big Baby Davis missed a couple of layups and Pierce started taking some forced shots because he was to tired to go to the hoop.  He also couldn't get that last shot off due because of his inability to lift high enough to get over the outreached hand of Salmons.  He might have been fouled a bit but that call rarely gets made.  I still think we could have gotten a better shot or had they made a few easier shots earlier, maybe that three isn't even necessary.

I have tickets to Game 5 so I am excited but at the same time I am super stressed out.  I would love to see another blowout game like we saw in Game 3 so that the older C's can get some rest but I have a feeling every game for the rest of the series is going to be super intense.  Come on Celtics!  Get your ish together and close out this series!!! 


Ellsbury Steals Home and Sox Sweep Yankees (NICE)

A Sox/Yanks series doesn't quite have the same appeal as it did in years past but it's always nice to beat them, especially when the Sox sweep the series.  There were a bunch of crazy games all weekend long which made the series more exciting than most people expected considering that the Yanks suck this year.   

The best play of last night's game was when Jacoby Ellsbury stole home easily.  You rarely ever see that play these days but Ellsbury got in there with ease.  He even stumbled a bit and admitted after the game that he wa going to slide feet first but it looks like it didn't matter.  That has to be a scary play for the runner considering they could get drilled on the head with a 90+ MPH if he times it wrong.

Let's hope that this series helps boost Ellsbury's confidence so that he continues to play with some more consistency.  He was awful to start the season but he has been picking it up lately.  If he can keep improving and Ortiz actually starts hitting some Home Runs, then the Sox should have no problem taking over first place in a few weeks.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Madden 10 Cover to Include Fitzgerald AND Polamalu (DOUBLE CURSE)


Sweet!  Now the Pats have two less teams to worry about this season because the Cardinals and Steelers will both be cursed for allowing Larry Fitzgerald and Troy Polamalu to grace the cover of the new Madden 10 video game.

Joystiq has an early look at Madden 10 along with some screenshots.  I can't believe we are already talking about Madden and it's only April!  I'm still not sick of Madden 09 so that should be able to hold me over until then.  I heard they are introducing a lot of new features so expect Madden 10 to be dope!

Denise Richards' Funbags (YES PLEASE)


This isn't the funniest video I've ever seen but honestly, who really gives a shit.  You get to stare at Denise Richards in a hot low cut dress while she discusses her "funbags".  It doesn't get much better than that...

Celtics CRUSH Bulls in Game 3 (THEY'RE BACK!)

That's WTF I'm talking about!  That game last night was HUGE!!!  I had a softball game at 8:00 so I missed the first half but when I walked in the door to the local bar after the game, I saw that the Celtics were up 22 at halftime!  I thought it was an error or something.  I can't express how pumped I was to see that since I was anticipating the Bulls to play much better at home.
The Bulls looked like a completely inferior team.  The Celtics completely embarrassed them on their own floor and have shifted the momentum in their favor.  Unless Rose and/or Gordon can catch on fire again and at the same time, I don't see any chance in hell for the Bulls to win another game.  They will have to play perfectly now that the C's got their groove back and have figured out how to play the Bulls to their advantage.

The one good thing about the Celtics losing Game 1 is that I get to go to Game 5 now.  I would really like them to close out the series on Tuesday night and get a little extra time to let everyone heal and get ready for Round 2.  I have a funny feeling this series could still go 6 or 7 games though....

The Celtics/Bulls game wasn't the only blow out of the night.  The Mavericks absolutely destroyed the Spurs 88-67  and held Tim Duncan to 4 points!  I love to see that since I can't stand the Spurs or any of their cry baby players.  The sooner they are out of the playoffs, the better it will be for everyone.

UPDATE:  What is this madness about Tony Allen getting death threats in Chicago?  Yikes.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Beavers: Assholes of the Forest (FUNNY ISH)

It's about time someone educated the public about the asshole ways of the Beaver!!!  It's also about time Seth McFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy actually made something funny!  Oh!

God, I hate these animals.  They do nothing but F with everyone (including people) just to create living space that's suitable to their standards.   They don't give a shit that they are messing up the circle of nature and destroying everything in their path. 

This video hit close to home because I have had multiple encounters with asshole beavers.  No, I am not joking.  They suck in real life too!  I used to live on a lake and these little fuckers would clog up the inlet/outlet constantly which would cause the lake to rise and our basement to flood.  Due to all of the damn treehuggers and animal activists, we couldn't legally trap these bastards so we would have to call in some dude illegally or hope that they got hit crossing the street (which happened quite often, luckily).

Anyway, my true hatred for Beavers came one day when I decide to walk outside my back door which is about 20 ft. from the water.  It was a little dark but I could see something sitting up on it's back legs and it scared the shit out of me because the thing was huge!  I thought maybe it was my dog just playing in the water but then I realized it wasn't her after she didn't walk up to me right away.  I took a few steps closer and realized it was a big ass beaver!  The thing didn't even flinch when I walked toward it.

After a few minutes, the beaver got bored staring me down so he started to swim around violently in a figure 8 motion and started slapping his tale with authority.  It sounded like someone was dropping a huge rock in the water over and over again if you can picture that sound.  The dude was legitimately taunting me!  It's like he wanted to fight or something!  I tried throwing a few rocks in his direction to scare him away but that only pissed him off more.  At that point I thought to myself "What an Asshole!" and just decided to go back inside.  From that point on, I would see him creeping around the shore every so often like he was looking to start shit again.  WTF?!?!?

I never would have thought that almost 10 years later, someone would make a cartoon that summed up my experience with the Beaver and made me laugh my ass off at the same time.  I am convinced that if they could talk, this is exactly how they would act.  What a bunch of cocky and selfish bastards!  HA HA.

Cavs Heineken Fridge Commercial Spoof (DECENT)

Although I hate the Cavs because they are the current Eastern Conference rivals with my Celtics, I have to give them props on one thing this year.  Their chemistry is off the charts.  These dudes look like they are always having fun and hamming it up with each other.  First it was the pre-game intros with LeBron taking fake team photos and now they are making spoofs of popular commercials.  There is something to be said for a team that gets along this well.  It also helps when your best player is LeBron James.  

I saw this video on SportsCenter this morning and thought it was pretty good.  It's a funny take on the now super popular Heineken Walk-In Fridge ad (below). 
The version of the Cavs cideo I posted above is the long version so you can probably fast forward to the :55 mark to get to the point.  My favorite part of the whole thing was when Delonte West started 'huffing' his new sneakers like it was a can of paint thinner.  Classic!

I will always be a fan of Delonte's because he was fun to watch when he played for the Celtics and he just seems like a good dude.  Check out his spot on ESPN's "Rome is Burning".  Even though you can barely understand him most of the time, I still think he killed it.  Dude should get his own show someday.  The kid is hysterica!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Jones' Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage (INSTANT CLASSIC)

SWEET!!!  Mr. Jones is back with another classic promotion for one of his super random business endeavors.  You gotta love this dude's energy.  I think Billy Mays needs to sign him up for one of his new infomercials.  This dude rocks!  I'd buy anything he's selling.   

"We'll fry anything you want for $5.99 as long as it's friable or edible, we gonna make it deliciatable!" 

"Hell!  This is a dinosaur!  We've got fine dinosaur meats." 

Although this video may not be as funny as the original Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage "commercial", it's still super random which makes it just as awesome.  I love it.

Dj RyB Hit Pop Volume 2 (The Panty Droppin' Mix) - DOWNLOAD

Dj RyB

Dj RyB's Hit Pop Mix Series is back by popular demand with the brand new Volume 2.  I had plenty of ladies asking me to pump out another version of this mix so they could work their asses in both the club and the gym. 

This is another super uptempo club mix that combines Hip Hop, RnB, Pop and Electro/Dance for the best dance floor anthems of the past few months.  If you want to get the party started immediately then look no further! 

Dj RyB's Hit Pop Volume 2 (The Panty Droppin' Mix)

DOWNLOAD NOW by clicking on the link above, visit or Subscribe to the Dj RyB Hip Hop Mixtape Podcast in iTunes!

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You can also preview the mix before you download using the Podomatic MP3 Player in the right hand column.

1) Love and Sex and Magic - Ciara ft. Justin Timberlake
2) Welcome To The World - Kevin Rudolf ft Rick Ross
3) Let It Rock - Kevin Rudolf ft Lil Wayne
4) Circus - Britney Spears
5) Poker Face - Lady GaGa
6) Just Dance - Lady Gaga f. Colby O'Donis
7) Right Round - Flo Rida
8) Freeze - T-Pain feat. Chris Brown
9) Bonfire - Enur ft Lumidee and Natasja
10) Girls On The Dance Floor - FM ft K.O
11) I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) - Pitbull
12) I'm The Ish (Lil Jon Remix) - DJ Class
13) I'm The Ish (Kanye West Remix) - DJ Class
14) Day 'N' Nite (Club Mix) - Kid Cudi Vs. Crookers
15) I'm In Miami Bitch (Remix) - LMFAO f. Pitbull
16) Boom Boom Pow (Boom Intro) - Black Eyed Peas
17) Disturbia (Flashlight Extended Mix) - Rihanna
18) If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears
19) Mercy [Remix] - Duffy ft. The Game
20) Hot 'N Cold - Katy Perry
21) Right Now (Na Na Na) - Akon
22) Green Light - John Legend feat. André 3000

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Celtics Beat Bulls in Game 2 Thriller (SICK GAME!)

WOW!  What a freakin' game last night!  I am still trying to recover from that emotional roller coaster.  That had to have been one of the best Round 1 games in NBA history.  I almost had a Danny Ainge watching Game 2 because I couldn't take the up and down emotional swings that came with each possession.  This series has been crazy and we are only at Game 2!  Good Lord!

Ben Gordon was an absolute BEAST!  That kid was pulling shots out of his ass all game but it was the last 5 minutes of the game that really drove me nuts.  He was relentless.  It was like he was channeling his inner Michael Jordan for the entire game because he was unstoppable.  42 points in any NBA game is unreal but to pull that off in a huge playoff game is just disgusting.

He kept Chicago in it all game and almost helped them steal another win.  Even when the Celtics were playing good D, he still found a way to get the shot off and make some ridiculous baskets.  Those two threes near the end of the 4th were daggers and I thought the C's were done at that point.  Luckily they came back to take the lead but then Gordon hit another ridiculous shot at the free throw line to tie it.  I think I yelled out "WTF!!!!" at least 35 times during this game and all were directed at Gordon.  I couldn't believe he kept hitting those shots.  Mad props to Gordon on one of the best shooting games in the playoffs that I have ever seen.  I just hope it doesn't continue.

The Bulls defense was also giving the Celtics a tough time.  They had an insane number of blocks and were contesting every shot.  Rondo was unstoppable in the first half and looked like Rose did in Game 1 but then he turned his ankle and I thought we were screwed.  Luckily he came back and ended up with a sick triple double of 19 pts., 12 rebs. and 16 assts and helped the C's continue to push the tempo.  Pierce was playing OK but he looked very tired and was forcing a lot of shots.  Big Baby Davis played out of his mind and had a career high 26 points and 9 rebounds. 

It still seemed like the C's couldn't get any really good open looks until the 4th when the Bulls started getting a little tired and Ray Allen finally started heating up.  I am so glad Ray was able to erase the memory of that bad shooting night from Game 1 which lasted through the first half of Game 2.  Doc asked who was going to step it up in the second half and Ray definitely gave him an answer.  He hit that huge three to tie it up with a few minutes left and then hit the game winner with Noah in his face.  I don't even know how he got that shot off but I am glad he did. 

My heart is still pumping extra hard trying to recover from that madness!  This is the nice boost that the Celtics needed in order to stay focused in this series.  If they lost Game 2, I'm afraid the series might have already been lost.  Now we are back to square one and hopefully the Celtics can get their act together for the remaining games.  I just wish they had some more bodies on the bench because it is getting ugly with all of these injuries.  It's just not fair.  

I'm not sure how long these videos below will stay up due to copyright issues but enjoy them while they last.  This is the last 20 minutes of the game in full so you will get to see every single back and forth play and relive the madness again.  This game should be an ESPN Instant Classic:

Part 1

Part 2

Pac Man Tears Up France (HILARIOUS)

HA HA!!!  This is HILARIOUS!!!  I can't believe no one has ever thought of re-enacting Pac Man in real life with these super awesome costumes.  I guess the French are actually good at something after all!!!

Be on the lookout for the dickhead golfer who takes a full swing at Pac Man and whacks him in the thigh like he was trying to rape his wife or something.  I mean, talk about the biggest over reaction of all time.  What kind of shit is that?  I would have beat the hell out of that dude while in full costume and then taken his ball for the power up for good measure.  What an asshole. 

I don't care how old or grumpy you might be.  It's always funny when Pac Man comes running out of the woods being chased by a ghost.  How can you not laugh your ass off after that random encounter?  Old people suck...

Monday, April 20, 2009

Celtics Game 2 Preview and Pierce's Nike Zoom Sharkley PE Kicks

Ugh.  This is painful to even think about again but I've gotta do it to get myself in a more positive outlook for Game 2.  I was lucky enough to attend Game 1 of the Bulls vs. Celtics series but it ended up being bittersweet because of how the C's finished the game.  I'm not going to get into the details because you either watched the game or saw the highlights (above) but I wanted to make a few quick points.

How the hell does Ray Allen go 1 for 12 and not even look like he could hit the side of a barn?  He is going to have his off days but that was one of the worst shooting displays I've ever seen from him.  Even when he had trouble last year in the playoffs, he was still missing just short or long.  This time around it was left, right and anywhere but in the hoop. My buddies and I were convinced his crazy OCD like shooting routine of getting to the gym 4 hours before the game was completely disrupted because of the 12:30 start time.

I definitely don't think you give him the ball for the last shot of the game after a shooting performance like that but at the same time, you have to think that he can break out of that slump at any time.  It just wasn't happening for him though.  I don't see this continuing for much longer but the C's need to do a better job of setting him picks to get open long enough to get a good look.  I expect him to have about 25+ tonight.

The other major issue I saw was the lack of defense being played on Derrick Rose by Rondo and any other PG that was in the game.  I know the kid is really good and quick as shit but he needs to be contained or we are screwed.  Rose had a "quiet" 36 points and 11 assists and looked like he could score at any time.  I didn't even realize he had that crazy of a game until I got home.  I knew he was killing us but that is just an insane game.  Especially when that is your first playoff game EVER!  I guess there is something to be said for playing on the big stage in the Final Four.

I knew we were going to have tough matchup with the much younger and faster Bulls but there is no way that game should have gone into OT.  If Pierce hits the second free throw, the game is a wrap.  It really shouldn't have gotten to that point though.  There were plenty of other possessions where the C's should have scored or stopped the Bulls that would have made a huge difference.  I hate to make excuses but the refs were absolutely horrendous too.  There were at least 5 or 6 "WTF?!?!" calls by the referee crew including one of the worst refs in the league, Bennett Salvatore.  That dude is a complete joke and should never be allowed to ref a playoff game.

Let's hope the C's can put together a more solid game offensively AND defensively tonight.  If they can't win Game 2 at home after losing control of Game 1, then I don't have very high hopes for the rest of the series.  Come on fellas!

It looked like everyone had a fresh new color or style of sneakers for the playoffs but Paul Pierce had a completely different shoe on which is strange since he has his own signature shoe, the Nike Air Max P2 V.  I did a little research and it looks like Pierce is rockin' a special Player Edition of the Nike Zoom Sharkley's which are both cool and ugly as hell, all at the same time.  Very interesting:

"Hand UFC" - Um, WTF?!?!? (SUPER RANDOM)


WTF?!?!  This might be the most random video I've ever seen.  I expected absolutely no comedic value to come from this based on the lame title and I'm not sure why I even decide to watch it but I decided to give it a try because I was bored as hell. Maybe it was because of my super low expectations but this shit was actually really good!

It was definitely humorous but it gets even more points for the insane amount of creativity and attention to detail that went into this "production".  Whoever put this together is super creative and also has a hell of a lot of time on their hands.  This had to have taken hours on end to complete.  I'm sure there were multiple bags of kind bud and some hallucinogens that went into creating this madness.

I think they really had me at the end with super sweet musical montage.  The DJ scratchin' on two cameras lenses, the guitar player and the piano solo were just plain awesome!  I have no idea how I find this shit...

Happy 4/20 from Family Guy (CLASSIC EPISODE)

Family Guy had a classic episode last night to celebrate 4/20.  I didn't even realize today was the official Pothead's Holy Day until I got to work and saw my calendar.  I suggest you stay away from any bodegas, convenience stores or fast food joints today because you are bound to have long lines filled with smelly hippies wearing Birkenstock's and white kids with dreadlocks that think they are Rastafarians.  Don't worry too much though.  You probably won't see any of these weirdos until at least 4 PM since they will just be waking up or coming out of their weed induced comas.  You have plenty of time...   

I usually can't stand the musical episodes on Family Guy but this one was actually decent and less cringe inducing.  I'm starting to question Seth McFarlane's manhood because he seems to love the Show Tunes.  I guess I can't hate though because I would do the same thing if I was guaranteed to see that dudes paycheck.

Check the full episode above (courtesy of Hulu) or check out a few of the better clips below.  It's not the funniest Family Guy episode ever but it was enough to get some decent laughs and help me be brain dead for a half hour.

Nothing Incriminating

Bag of Weed

Stoned Reporters

Random Drug Test

Friday, April 17, 2009

Kanye West's "Amazing" - 2009 NBA Playoff Preview (CHILLS)

This is what it's all about!  The best time of year is finally here!  This new NBA spot featuring Kanye West's "Amazing" just got me all fired up for the start of the 2009 NBA Playoffs.

I am lucky enough to have tickets to Game 1 and 3 of the Celtics vs. Bulls series and I am PUMPED for tomorrow's game.  The 12:30 tip off is a little rough but it should be the start to an awesome marathon day of basketball with a total of 4 games being played. 

If you're a Celtics fan, be sure to make it to the last 15 seconds of this video.  You will get some flashbacks to last year's Championship celebration.  That gave me the chills!  I would really like to feel that way again this June.

Let's hope Doc is pulling a Bill Belichick and KG isn't as injured as everyone thinks.  I highly doubt that is the case but I would love to hold out some hope that Garnett can make it back for the Eastern Conference Finals if the Celtics can get there without him.  Let's do this!  LET's GO CELTICS!!!  CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!
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Celtics Pictures, Images and Photos

2Pac Spotted at Wednesday's Celtics Game?!?! (CRAZY!)

No, that wasn't really 2Pac at the Celtics game on Wednesday but HOLY SHIT!  That dude looks exactly like him!  Unreal! posted this up the other day so I apologize in advance for jackin' the post but I just had to say something about it since it blew my mind when I saw the pic above for the first time.

I actually had tickets to the game but passed on them and now I'm all pissed off.  I missed 2Pac at a Celtics game?!?!  Damn it!  Maybe it's better off I didn't go though.  If I would have seen this guy walking around the Garden, I think my head would have exploded.  I think I actually had that dream once after a smokin' a fat ass J.  I'm pretty sure Pac was running the point for the C's though.  Ha Ha!

I read through all of the funny ass comments in the post and some chick said she used to date this guy.  His name is Nash Amuraya, lives in Brewster, MA and he is a local Tennis Pro!!!  HA HA!  WTF?!?!  What are the chances of that?  You couldn't make that up.

Nash Pac even had the balls to rock a Marbury jersey at the game!  He's probably one of 3 people that made that purchase.  That's a true C's fan right there.  He supposedly sits in Section 6 at most of the home games so be on the lookout for him if you make it to a playoff game.  I have tickets to Game 1 on Saturday afternoon so I will definitely be on the lookout for another fake 2Pac sighting. 

Check out his MySpace page for some more ridiculous 2Pac look alike pics.  I posted the best ones below.  The dude is definitely one of the best 2Pac impersonators around.  I'm glad he has embraced this craziness.  He must get so much love from 2Pac fans everyday.  

UPDATE: Now it sounds like Tupac Shakur has been spotted in New Orleans!  Is Tupac alive?  WTF?!?!  I'm pretty sure it wasn't Nash Pac from above because I saw him at Game 5 of the Celtics/Bulls series last night but maybe he was on vacation this weekend before heading back to Boston.

Check this pic from TMZ.  That definitely looks like an older Pac but if it was really him, would he still be wearing the nose ring?  That seems like a dead giveaway for someone that would want to lay low.  If you check out the gallery at TMZ, you will see one picture that definitely isn't 2Pac in my opinion.  Too bad...

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Teabagging On Countdown with Keith Olbermann (HILARIOUS!)

I can't believe this actually made it on TV, yet alone a decent sized and somewhat respectable(?!?!) network like MSNBC.  References to teabagging will always be funny but when you can put it into context with such wonderfully descriptive words while talking about a serious subject, then you have just hit comedy gold.  This is too good to be true.  I thought I was back in 6th grade listening to my friends tell dick jokes at the lunch table.  Classic!  

That is double entendre at it's finest, my friends.  I tip my hat to the Countdown with Keith Olbermann writers.  You all deserve a raise!!!

And if you still don't know what Teabagging is, then you probably shouldn't be on this site...

Sox Pitcher Clay Buchholz is Engaged to this Hotty?!? (NOT FAIR)

Clay Buchholz Pictures, Images and Photos

Damn!  I guess money and fame can help even the goofiest looking bastards get fly chicks.  Rumor has it that Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz was dating and is now engaged to this fly shorty, Lindsay Clubine.  If you are a fan of Deal or No Deal which I highly doubt (is that show even still on?) then you will remember her as suitcase girl #26 or something.  Who really cares...
Deal Or No Deal Lindsay Clubine Pictures, Images and Photos
Lindsay has also done some modeling in her time, as you can assume with that dope body, so I figured this was as a good excuse to hit you off with some more pics:
lindsay clubine Pictures, Images and Photos
lindsay clubine Pictures, Images and Photos
Clay must have at least a little game or be hung like a horse because he also used to date former Penthouse Pet of the Year, Erica Ellyson.  This chick is hot as hell too!  WTF is going on?!?

Here are a few respectable pictures of her but as you might realize, most of her pics are a little more racy.  If you are looking for something with a little less clothing (and why would you not be), then check out this post over at for some NSFW links.
Erica Ellyson Pictures, Images and Photos
erica ellyson Pictures, Images and Photos
Erica Ellyson Pictures, Images and Photos
Erica Ellyson Pictures, Images and Photos

Garnett Possibly Out for the Entire Playoffs?!?!? (SHIT!!!)

FUUUCCCKKK!!!!  This is NOT GOOD for the Celtics.  I thought and assumed KG would be back and ready for the playoffs to help the Celtics compete for back to back NBA Championships but now it sounds like he may not even play one minute.  Doc Rivers was interviewed on WEEI this morning and he said "it was likely that Kevin Garnett would not be available to play at all in the playoffs."   

Wow.  That is just a serious punch to the nuts.  I think I might be puking blood in a few minutes.  I can't believe this is happening.  All of my hopes for the playoffs just crashed into a barrier and flipped over a cliff.  Now I am hoping we can just make it out of the first round.

The Bulls are a sneaky team and could give the C's some serious match up problems without KG.  They kind of remind me of the Hawks from last year because they are young and athletic and can give the older Celtics some problems if they can play at their uptempo pace.  They made the Celtics look dumb back in March when the Bulls beat them 127-121 and John Salmons had a career high 38 points.  Ugh. 
(Video from the original Garnett injury on February 20th in Utah)

It seems like Jalen Rose had a feeling this injury was much worse than the Celtics originally let on when it happened back in February.  The video below was from the night of the injury.  It's almost like he knew what was going to happen and could see the writing on the wall.  It makes me sick listening to this now.  I am officially in a shitty mood...


Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Cosby Goes Bollywood aka CosbyWood (AWESOME)


DAMN!  People never cease to amaze me with the random shit they think of and then put online.  What was this person smoking when they came up with the idea to combine Indian music (Bollywood style) with clips from The Cosby Show's intro where they all dance like they are having a seizure?  Whatever got them that high, I want some of it because this is on some next level ish!  Such a good idea! 

This video also made me reminisce to the days when The Cosby Show was the best show on television.  I forgot how much I used to love that show.  It's too bad Bill Cosby doesn't have a funny bone in his body left.  He's become a grumpy old man that talks smack about Rap music one day and says he is putting out a rap album the next.  WTF is that all about?  Dude has lost it.

This Six Year Old Girl Will Kick Your Ass in Ping Pong (UNREAL)

WOW!  This little girl is ridiculously good at Ping Pong. And she is only SIX YEARS OLD!  WTF?!?  Does she even know how to ride a bike or even read yet?  She is is well on her way to competing for an Olympic Gold Medal in Ping Pong in like 2020 if she keeps training like this.   She is a freakin' machine!!!

I don't think I have seen anything this unreal since that crazy Ping Pong scene in Forest Gump:

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

9th Wonder Gets VIP Treatment at NIKETOWN London (FRESH)

This is a cool video of super producer 9th Wonder getting the VIP treatment at Niketown in London.  Anyone can go to to create your own kicks but it looks like 9th Wonder got the extra special treatment on the VIP floor.  The Nike sales associate breaks out all of the different colors and fabrics he could use to create his own shoe which is SICK.

It's always nice to be able to see the materials in person because the colors, look and feel can always be a little bit different than what you see online.  I've done one pair of NikeID Dunks and I liked how they came out but they were definitely a little different than I expected.

I think those might be the Air Max 90 Free Hybrids that he's customizing because of the Mesh Toe Box but the video quality wasn't that clear and the shoe was almost all black so I'm not completely sure.  They could have been a regular pair of regular Air Max 90's with mesh.  I hope it's the hybrids though because those are riducloulsly FRESH AND CLEAN!!!  I love them.  If you've never seen them before, check the pic below:
It would be nice to be rich and famous just to get this special treatment by Nike, right?  He probably didn't even have to pay for those joints!!!  Damn.

"It Only Takes a Second" - Old School Safety Video (FUNNY)

This is a completely random video but it's absolutely hysterical.  It starts off a little slow but give it some time.  It will definitely pay off in the end.  The accidents continue to escalate into something more ridiculous each time.   

My favorite clips were the semi-hot chick with an eye patch, they guy who gets crushed between the machines and the guy falling off of a 20 ft. high ladder after getting drilled by a humongous pile of falling boxes.  All of the car crashes and explosions are classic too.

I'm not really sure what the moral of video is other than people getting hurt is funny and blowing shit up is cool.  I don't think the safety message was too clear...

Monday, April 13, 2009

Baby T-Rex Throws Out First Pitch at White Sox Game (WTF?!?!?)

I feel like South Park's Towlie right now because "I have no idea what's going on".  I am so f'n confused by what I just witnessed.  At first, I thought this was a viral video that used CGI to superimpose a baby T-Rex dinosaur at a baseball game.  It looks and moves way too realistically which is always a sign that something is fishy.  Everything from the weird video quality to the guy talking over the video just made this too strange.  The T-Rex "throws" the first pitch with his mouth!  Come on now!

I though there was no way in hell that this actually happened at a real baseball game.  After the 3rd or 4th viewing, I realized that you can see the legs of the person wearing the dinosaur costume.  WTF?  Now I feel like David After the Dentist.   "Is this real life"?

It turns out that this was a promotion for the stage production of "Walking With Dinosaurs" which was in Chicago the week this was filmed (August 2008).  It's freakin' crazy but this promotion definitely caught my attention!  Is this show coming to Boston?
towlie Pictures, Images and Photos

Ridiculous Reverse Windmill Dunk by Rockets' Von Wafer (WOW!)

Good Lord!  I didn't know Von Wafer could fly like this!  That is the definition of "WITH AUTHORITY!!!"  Reverse dunks are hard enough to pull off at game speed but to add that extra power with the windmill and a little twist at the end is just insane!  This is one of the best dunks of the year, hands down!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

"The Easter Bunny Hates You" (CLASSIC VIDEO)

I don't think there is any better way to celebrate Easter than with this classic video.  Just remember, the Easter Bunny hates you and he will kick your ass!  So don't start no shit!  Aight?!?

Friday, April 10, 2009

New Tiger Woods Gatorade Commercial - Jungle Book Style (FUN)

Oh man!  This commercial takes me back to the good old days of The Jungle Book!  This is the new Tiger Woods Gatorade ad that started airing this week during The Masters.  Although it's not exactly The Jungle Book characters, it definitely has that vibe.  Very cool! 

I am sure it will be all over TV today and through the weekend.  Although it seems to have a younger target audience because it's a cartoon, I still think a lot of adults will appreciate the commercial because of it's positive message and the bit of nostalgia that it brings.  I am surprised no one has ever thought of doing this before.  Great idea!

Here's another version of the same commercial in case one of them gets taken down:

Air Jordan 2009 - New Black/White/Varsity Red Colorway (BETTER)

I knew it would take some time and a few new colorways to change my mind but I am defintiely starting to like the Air Jordan 2009 a little bit more these days. The new Black/White/Varsity Red colorway as seen above is looking sharp. I wasn't a huge fan of the all black version that premiered a few weeks ago but the addition of the white V-Stripe on the side looks nice.
As I mentioned previously, the original White/Black colorway was kind of boring and a little cheap looking but I could actually see myself purchasing this black colorway. I'm not too excited about the $189 price tag but these are defintiely supposed to be a performance shoe and not a collector's item.

I read some reviews online and everyone that bought them for hoops said they were the most comfortable shoe they had ever worn on the court. I just got an email from that said these go on sale tonight at midnight but it looks like you can order them now. I think they may have officially dropped on April 4th or it's possible that some vendors decided to release them a little early.  If you are looking for a dope high-tech and super comfortable shoe to ball in then the Air Jordan 2009 might be the way to go.

Method Man & Redman - "Ay Yo" Official Video (FINALLY!)

Awww Man!  Meth and Red are back!  Where the F have these dudes been?  It's about time we heard from them again.  I thought they both gave up on Rap but I'm glad they are back at it.  This is a sick track from two of my favorite rappers.  These dudes never get the props they deserve as solo artists and they are even crazier as a duo.

Method Man & Redman - "Ay Yo"

I heard Blackout 2 was on it's way months ago but I didn't want to get too excited because things always fall through these days when it comes to the music industry.  It's nice to see that there's not only a few songs but an actual video!  The album is currently set to drop on May 19th.
The original Blackout is still one of my favorite albums.  That still holds up to this day.  I think it was WAY ahead of it's time.  I really hope Meth and Red come correct on this album and bring everyone back to the real Hip Hop!
METHOD MAN N REDMAN Pictures, Images and Photos
Check out an interview with Method Man over at where he talks about the long overdue Blackout 2 album and How High 2!!!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

J Webb "Dance (Bounce It Like A Baby)" (AWESOME)

YOOOOO!!!  This video is awesome!  J Webb is the freakin' man!  I am still laughing my ass off after watching this for the first time just a few minutes ago.  "We need to take it back to like '87.  Cosby Show.  Rudy on Bill Cosby's lap.  Bounce it Like a Baby on an Old Man's Lap!" 

This is so ridiculous that it's actually good!  I can't even front.  As corny as this song is, I'm actually kind of feelin' it!  The beat is pretty damn good and the hook is catchy as hell!  I'm sitting here laughing at the ridiculous video and lyrics and yet I am tapping my foot and bobbin' my head.  That's some impressive ish!

This is just as good as that awful "Cha Cha Slide" from a few years back accept this isn't trying to be serious like that garbage.  Actually, this is WAY BETTER.  I don't cringe like I do when I hear "Cha Cha Slide" come on at a wedding or something.  It's right up there with the Chicken Dance. 
I have a funny feeling that J Webb's "Dance (Bounce It Like a Baby)" is going to be a big YouTube sensation in the next couple of weeks.  This is just too good to fall under the radar.

South Park "Fishsticks" - Kanye West Episode (HILARIOUS!)

WOW!  South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone did it again!  They made another hysterical and super controversial episode at the expense of a high profile celebrity.  These guys are freakin' ruthless! 

If you didn't catch last night's episode "Fishsticks" I highly recommend you watch it ASAP!  They basically use the entire episode to make fun of Kanye West who is the only person on earth that doesn't understand the "fishsticks" joke that was created by Cartman and Jimmy.  It doesn't make sense unless you watch the episode but it all links back to questions on Kanye's sexuality because of how he dresses and acts like a bitch at times.  I loved how they gave him the Black Mullet that he's been rockin' these days and even created a song at the end of the episode using the Auto-Tune/Vocoder sound he used on 808's and Heartbreak.  The track (called "GayFish") even sounds like a generic remixed "Heartless".  They went all out on this one!!! 

I am a big fan of Kanye but I can see how some people would think he was a little fruity.  He is definitely "unique" to say the least.  It will be interesting to see how Kanye reacts to this episode because if he gets pissed off, he will just come off like a sensitive bitch and basically act exactly like his character did in the episode.  I am sure he will have something on his blog within the next few days.  I will keep you updated...

I posted a few videos above and below with some highlights from the episode but they will probably be taken down soon for copyright violations.  You can watch the full episode at or just Click Here.

UPDATE:  I knew Kanye would respond to this madness sooner than later.  He posted what I consider a very cool response to the episode on his blog today.  It's nice to hear that he has had some personal reflection lately and he's not taking himself too serious anymore.  It's about time, man!


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