The Onion: Baseball Superstar Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use (FUNNY)
HA HA!!! This is freakin' hilarious! If magic lamps and genies were real (there not, right?) that some MLB player(s) (Manny Ramirez perhaps?) would be dumb enough to try this form of "performance enhancement". Nothing would surprise me these days.
Bonus points for making me think I was actually watching some new crazy sports talk show "The Steam Room" for half a second. I guarantee someone is going to steal this name and use it for a new sports show that will premier on ESPN/Fox/Comcast this fall.
Another classic fake news story from The Onion!
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