Monday, August 24, 2009

'F*** Ed Hardy' - Dirt Nasty Ft. Rich Hill & Andy Milonakis (NECESSARY)

It's about time someone spoke up about the seizure inducing line of clothing that is Ed Hardy.  I just never knew it would be from this random group of clowns.  I just found out that this dude Dirt Nasty is actually the former MTV VJ, Simon Rex.  WTF?!?!  He's actually a fairly decent rapper but I just can't take him seriously which is kind of the point of this "character", I guess.  He actually had a decent hit with a track called "1980" in 2007.  I can't believe I never knew this was Simon Rex but I do recognize this song for some reason:
Andy Milonakis (of Jimmy Kimmel Live & The Andy Milonakis Show fame) raps on this track too and he actually killed it!  At least compared to his old "raps".  He's still super corny with his rhymes but his skills have definitely improved.  I still can't get over the fact that this dude is actually 33 years old even though he looks like he is 15.  Crazy!!! 
Can this Ed Hardy crap just go away already?  I've seen way too many white trash douche bags at the gym, in WalMart or the mall wearing this garbage which signifies that the "coolness" level of the Ed Hardy line is officially zero.  I've also seen their extra inventory in Marshall's and other similar stores which is a sure sign that they can't sell their shit clothing at full price anymore.  THANK GOD! 

I can't believe this crap was ever popular in the first place.  It's like someone took a bunch of "hardcore" logos and symbols like skulls, eagles, tigers and other assorted shit, mixed it with some glitter paint, shiny flourecent paint and a BeDazzler and then threw it up all over some shitty quality t-shirts and trucker hats. It's pretty much the worst thing I've ever seen.  I would go as far to say that Zubaz was even cooler than this shit.   Please die ASAP.

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