Top 10 Reasons Why Tom Cruise Sucks By Tom Cruise
OK, it's not actually the "Top 10 Reasons Why Tom Cruise Sucks" but I thought that was a better headline than the real one. Tom Cruise made an appearance on David Letterman earlier this week and was "cool" enough to read off the "Top 10 Craziest Things People Say About Tom Cruise on the Internet".
I can't stand this guy for the most part because he his just a weirdo and has the personality of a snail. He was actually fairly normal in this segment, surprisingly and was able to take some jokes about himself which was surprising. He couldn't read the word "heimliched" but honestly, who has ever seen that word before? I just got a spelling error after typing it in this post and Google is suggesting it's not a real word. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on this one even though plenty of other blogs were giving him some heat for it. Relax people. There are plenty of other things you can find to rip on him. And try eating a burger once in awhile, Tom. You are already lucky to be about 5'4" and 130 pounds soaking wet. You look like you are about to evaporate.
My favorite was #4 because it might actually be true: "I believe all emotional and psychological and disorders can be cured with Vicks Vapor Rub". Ha ha! Seriously.
I can't stand this guy for the most part because he his just a weirdo and has the personality of a snail. He was actually fairly normal in this segment, surprisingly and was able to take some jokes about himself which was surprising. He couldn't read the word "heimliched" but honestly, who has ever seen that word before? I just got a spelling error after typing it in this post and Google is suggesting it's not a real word. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on this one even though plenty of other blogs were giving him some heat for it. Relax people. There are plenty of other things you can find to rip on him. And try eating a burger once in awhile, Tom. You are already lucky to be about 5'4" and 130 pounds soaking wet. You look like you are about to evaporate.
My favorite was #4 because it might actually be true: "I believe all emotional and psychological and disorders can be cured with Vicks Vapor Rub". Ha ha! Seriously.
