'You Are Being Shagged By A Rare Parrot' (WTF?!?!)

WOW!  I think the headline explains it all on this one.  The thing that I can get over is the fact tht 1) the cameraman just sits there and let's the bird hump his head and just says "OWWW!" every couple of seconds without doing much about it and 2) the other guy (Stephen Fry) just stands by watching and commentating with profound thoughts like "I wonder if he's performing some type of mating ritual?" 

No.  Ya think?!?!?  Dude!  The bird is humping your buddies head and scratching the shit out of his neck!  You think you could possibly help him out a bit?  Then after about a minute and a half of the cameraman getting his head viciously raped by the rare Kakapo, Stephen Fry finally chimes in with "Actually, you're in pain, aren't you?!?!" and finally starts to help him out.  Thanks Captain Obvious. 

If I was the cameraman, after I finally got the bird off of my head, I would have punched that dude right in the face and just quit right there on the spot.  Stephen Fry is an ASS!  If there was a freakin' tiger attacking the cameraman, he'd probably just sit by with some shitty commentary until he realized that the tiger was eating his friend for dinner.  What a douche.  

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