Thursday, October 8, 2009

Fox's Corner - Week 5 NFL Picks (NEW WEEKLY FEATURE)


We might be heading in to Week 5 of the NFL season but it's never too late to start a weekly gambling column because honestly, the gambling season never ends.  My boy Deano was supposed to hit me up with the first edition of "Fox's Corner" back in September but he got a little "busy" along the way (or at least that's the bag of shit he gave me). 

I didn't really get any good excuses but he did get his car stolen a few weeks ago so I'll give him a pass this time around.  If you happen to see a Charcoal colored Nissan Xterra floating in a river or burning in the back alley of your local ghetto, let us know.  He has an entire book of Celine Dion CD's he needs to retrieve out of the backseat.  He's been crying for weeks.   

Anyway, here it is (FINALLY!).  The first edition of Fox's Corner.  Take all of this with a grain of salt since he hasn't proven shit to me yet.  He talks a good game and seems pretty convincing so maybe he's legit.  We will soon find out, won't we. If he ends up being a flop, he'll be catching some serious heat from me and from all of you degenerate gamblers out there so I'm actually hoping he fails miserably just so we can rip on him every week. 

WARNING:  The views expressed in the rest of this article are those of the authors and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of DjRyB.com (unless he picks winners).  

-Dj RyB


FOX's CORNER
MAKE  MONEY  MONEY, MAKE MONEY
WEEK 5 NFL


My name is Deano Fox and I have balls big enough to carry around in a dump truck and I pick Winners.  No, I wasn’t the guy that once got busy in a Burger King bathroom but I did sleep with a girl that could be considered the twin of the hermaphrodite South African track star.

I will be dazzling you every Wednesday throughout the year with my words of wisdom in Fox`s Corner.    I am an avid Gambler who loves the Underdogs in Football and College Hoops as well as being born and raised in Saratoga Springs, NY. 

Why does that matter my little Fox`s Den?   I`ll tell you why.  It gives me the inside scoop to horse tips and winners.   Please don`t be offended by my sly and uncanny ability to bring light on any situation.  Some of my finer accomplishments include hitting multiple 7 team parlays and twice hitting the Pick 6 at Saratoga.  I don’t want to fool you.  Most of the time I put my pants on one leg at a time but when Sundays roll around it`s about getting into the shizzle nizzle. 

Okay okay, lets get serious for a minute.  Let me guess.  You have had good weeks and bad weeks so far this year but you need a winner and you need one ASAP????   Who is making the lines for week 5?  Does Helen Keller have a Brother?  Yikes!  Put me on a plane to Vegas TODAY, lay out the red carpet and call me dirty names because I am going to kill it. 

All jokes aside, when I first looked at the odds of the Week 5 Patriots and Broncos game all I could do was 5 shots of the Captain and another two shots of tequila to calm down.  Unlike some of you, I was rooting for the Broncos against the Cowboys last week.  No, not because I bet that dreadful game but so that the odds would be as good as they are this week.  That’s me one step ahead and that’s why it’s the PICK OF THE WEEK.  Pats only favored by 3?  Do I look like the bagger at Stop & Shop with the crazy eyes or does that really say Pats by only 3 pts? 
  
Give me two Foxes on that and don`t be afraid to load up on the Steelers by 10 over the Lions.  The Lions couldn’t stop the run if Warren Sapp, Reggie White and the Fridge all came out of retirement with assault rifles and grenades.  No that wasn’t a shot at Plaxico Burress but it is a shot at the Lions D.    The Steelers need a win and they need a win badly so the Pats and Steelers parlay is your grocery money for the month.  

Unfortunately, I am not bringing any college games to the table this week but I would say if you’re into the ponies…….. bet Dublin in the feature race at Belmont on Saturday.  Check back next Wednesday  for my sure fire winners and after you cash in on these, call your bookies and say funny things  like "Eff You!  Pay me Biaaaaaatch" or "This sounds like my money!"  Whatever floats your boat. 

This is the Fox saying winning bets isn’t the best thing, it’s the only thing. Welcome to my Den.                   


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