Thursday, October 22, 2009

Week 7 NFL Picks (FOX's CORNER)


So far, Deano hasn't proven shit and we are all dumber and poorer for going with any of his picks.  Could he be the Tennessee Titans of the gambling world?  He's defiinitely on his way.  It's starting to get ugly up in this bitch...  

Could he seriously go all season without making one correct bet?  He sounds like he's going big this week so this could be the beginning of the end or we could be dealing with a Dumb and Dumber situation.  It's really a total crapshoot at this point:

I don't think it's looking very good for him but I could be wrong.  All of these picks seem fairly reasonable.  I guess I'll throw a few dollars on it and hope it works out.

- Dj RyB


FOX’s CORNER
BEER IS NOW LEGAL TENDER
WEEK 8 NFL 

Ever wake up in the morning and say to yourself “today is the day I make history”? Well if you do, go back to sleep and try again. We make our luck with hard work, dedication and attention to details. That and by drinking Patron until 5am with friends and discussing life and politics. I did the latter last evening with some other Irish circus acts and we solved every major issue. You see, beer is now legal tender. We could also use it in warfare by smart bombing the terrorists with Foster’s Best. We had so many great ideas but when it comes to picking winners, we had to get serious. That is why this week we are betting on facts. This is how we win our money, facts and cocktail bombs……

4 TEAM FOXY PREMIER PERFORMANCE SPECIAL

#1 GIANTS OVER CARDINALS- Fact - Cardinals are 2-9-1 vs the spread against east coast teams the last 11 games

#2 PATS OVER BUCS -The Bucs are the worst team in sports and did anyone see what they did to the Titans last week—YIKES!

#3 CHARGERS OVER THE CHIEFS – The Chargers always beat the Chiefs which is the reason they have won the division the last 3 years. Coming off a loss against the Broncos, the Chiefs are in for the beating of all beatings.

#4 JETS OVER THE RAIDERS - The Jets have lost 3 straight but have a Great D. The Raiders somehow won a game last week and haven’t won two games in a row since the New Kids on the Block were popular.

How strong do I feel about this parlay? I`m guaranteeing wins for all 4 games this week or I will wear a Phillies Jersey to work all next week while my Yankees play them in the world series.

(EDITORS NOTE from Dj RyB: I just realized I am letting a Yankees fan write for my site. WTF was I thinking? No wonder he hasn’t picked anything close to a winner so far!)

Let me tell you this—at $100 parlay this bet pays $1,000. NOICE, NOICE!!!

Sometimes you wake up and the Birds are singing and clowns are making spreads in Vegas you could only dream about. Remember Den, winning bets isn’t the best thing. It`s the only thing. Welcome to my Den.

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