Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Victoria Secret Model Adriana Lima Marries NBA Clown Marko Jaric (BOO!)

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Speaking of Hot Chicks, one of the hottest of them all, Victoria Secret model Adriana Lima, decided to tie the knot with NBA vagabond Marko Jaric on Valentine's Day.  Wow.  This is a sad day for all of the horny men that steal their girlfriend's/wives Victoria Secret catalogs out of the mail before their girl gets a chance to check it out.  Not that I know anything about that.  I've just heard that's what guys do and stuff... 
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It's just not the same thumbing through that catalog knowing that she is married to this clown.  I guess he's not the ugliest dude in the world but he is also not even close to being an NBA star.  He had some potential when he was a rookie and has bounced around from team to team ever since.  He signed one big contract based on potential and now he is basically non-existent.  I had to look it up to realize he was on the Memphis Grizzlies currently.  He is averaging 1.9 PPG and 1.1 Assists in 28 games this season.  Yikes.

Check out this sweet pic too.  He's like the white Richard Hamilton with that awful face mask except he sucks even worse!  Oh ya, and Richard Hamilton is a better player too:
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I guess it goes to show you what a couple million dollars will do for your game.  And I'm talking about your pimp game because obviously his hoops game is straight garbage these days.  If I was dating/married to Adriana Lima, I would probably be fairly unmotivated to go to practice everyday and would start to suck too.  I get it dude.  It's OK.  You win.  You might as well retire because you've got it made, son! 

This is post is also a great excuse to put up some pics of this fine young lady for your viewing pleasure.  The home page is just filled with booty today!  Nice.
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