"Baby Preacher" with Subtitles (F'N HILARIOUS)

 
I've watched this video approximately 50 times in the past few days and it keeps getting funnier every time.  At this point, it might be my favorite video on the internet.  No joke.  The fact that a church let a baby go up on stage to "preach" like it's no big deal is pretty unbelievable but that's only the half of it.  I guess we really have no idea what the kid was saying but it sure sounds like what was being subtitled. 

The kid's stage presence is unbelievable too.  He's just working the crowd with his body language and moving side to side on the stage like he's done this hundreds of times before like any other sketchy reverend.  The kid is going to grow up to be a rapper or a death metal lead singer.  I can just feel it.   

The most disturbing thing though was the crowd of crazies listening to this and reacting as if he was a real preacher:

"Thank You Jesus!  Thank You!  There's no telling what he's saying.  God knows!  Preech Auwn, brother.  Preech Auwn!" 

Wouldn't you be laughing your ass off if you were in the crowd?  I would lose my shit!  This kid is the best!  Here are some of my favorites from the Lil' Preacher rant, although the whole damn thing is absolutely hysterical:

"EXTRA, EXTRA, I FIXED IT, I'M SENSITIVE AND IT'S GOOD!!" 
THAT'S THAT.  I'M SERIOUS. I EXPRESS MY PUBERTY.
I'M SEETHING.  I SCREWWW YOU TOO.
I'LL TRY.  I'M STRONG.  I FORGOT OUR SONG
I DIDN'T DO IT I'M GAAAAAAAAAAY!
I STIR OUR SON'S ICE CREAM POOP!"