Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Sissy Suns Fan Makes Underhand Half Court Shot (WEAK)

This is horrendous!  The $77K that this guy won should be taken away for shooting the ball like a little girl.  What a sissy!  Do you know one man that cannot at least throw a basketball from halfcourt to reach the rim?  I didn't think so.  Even Bill Gates could make a more worthwhile attempt than this shit.

I've been going to Celtics games since I was a young'n and I have to tell you, this is a serious epidemic in Boston.  I think there should be an investigation into how NBA teams choose their contestants.  My buddies and I are convinced that they do a full background check on each potential contestant until they can find the least athletic person in the crowd.  They probably make sure that you never played an organized sport on any level.  I don't think I have seen a decent athlete once during the Foxwoods halftime shot at the Garden.  It is freakin' brutal how many times we've had to watch some ass clown air ball from the three point line or shoot it over the backboard while doing a soccer throw in type shot.  It is painful. 

I guess I kind of enjoy it when of these losers actually hits a shot because the companies get screwed out of the money they thought was safe.  I just wish I could get a shot at some of these events.  I know I could at least hit a three and definitely have a chance at a half court shot.  Even if I missed, I would still try and dunk while I was out there even though I haven't done that in about 5 years when I was 25 pounds lighter.  I'd probably pull a Sprite commercial on the front of the rim and wind up on my back but I'd be fine with that.  Just give me a chance!

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