Wednesday, May 26, 2010

News Reporter "Demonstrates" How To Break In to a Car (FAIL)

 Nice try buddy.  I bet you never thought this tape would make it out of the archives.  I hope you've been hitting the gym since this video was taped because that was just pathetic.  You just got owned by a 70 year old who did it in one try!!!

I will give this guy some benefit of the doubt though, just because I know this isn't as easy as it looks if you don't hit it in just the right place.  I remember one time a few years back where one of my roommates called me drunk from the T Station at like 2 AM because he left his keys at work and wanted me to come pick him up.

He was pretty drunk at the time and realized that he had an extra set of keys in his glove compartment (who does that by the way?), so he tried kicking in the window like a jackass.  I'm pretty sure he pulled his hamstring and sprained an ankle and just gave up after about 10 attempts.  When I got there to pick him up, he was a sitting on the ground up against his car like a very defeated drunktard. I wish I had the security tape of that one.  Freakin' dumbass.

So the moral of the story is, have a heavy and/or sharp object to throw or swing at the window of the car you are trying to break into or you will just bounce off like a bug on the windshield.  Or you could just not being a p**** for once in your life... - Addicted to Sneakers, Sports, Hip Hop and Gadgets

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