Kenyon Martin's Locker Room Tirade Over April Fools Prank (DUDE IS SCARY)

Who was the dumbass that thought messing with Kenyon Martin on April Fools Day was a good idea?  This dude is clinically insane.  He has a freakin' lipstick kiss tattooed on his neck.  Does anyone stable do that?  Hell no!!!  He will rip your heart out of your chest while you're still alive and eat it in front of you like a Mortal Kombat finishing move.  Why would you mess with a guy like that if you valued your own life in any way?



"That ain't no [expletive] joke," Martin said. "I'm going to find out who did it ... put my [expletive] hands on one of y'all. I'm going to put my hands on whoever did it. You better believe that. It's [expletive] personal. You better believe it. How 'bout if I don't play in the playoffs until somebody tells me who did it."

It turns out that a former ball boy (also rumored to be teammate JR Smith's driver) had access to the locker room and pulled off the prank using buttery and salty popcorn which severely f'd up Martin's white leather interior in his ride.  The perpetrator has since apologized since but it doesn't sound like Martin accepted the apology and is still heated.

I find it hard to believe that the ballboy/driver have the balls to pull off this prank on his own.  Some of the Nuggets had to have set him up.  If you were being paid what I assume is some good money for being an NBA player's driver, wouldn't you do anything they asked yo to do in fear of being fired if you didn't?  Or maybe he had a personal vendetta against Martin because he got treated like shit when he was a ball boy.  Who knows.

All I know is that if I was in Kenyon Martin's position, I would have reacted the same way.  Someone once wrapped my '84 Oldsmobile Delta 88 in shrink wrap and I was about to murder someone.  And that car was a piece of shit.  If I actually owned a nice ride like Martin does and someone f'd with it, I would probably go on a rampage.  Don't mess with a man's car.  Not cool. 


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