Pat Burrell Partyin' With Hot Chicks (In A Dominatrix Suit?)

Pat Burrell just living the life of a professional athlete. Just chillin' and drinking some beer in the sun with his awful tighty whitey boxer briefs and some real hot chicks like it ain't no thang. I wonder if this is part of his new Spring Training regimen. 

Baseball is such a joke, you can be an out of shape bum but still be dominant. For example:

This fat-ass threw a perfect game and oh ya, he said he was DRUNK while doing it.  C.C. Sabathia tips the scales at about 300 pounds, yet he is one of the most dominating pitchers in the game.  I don't know whether to be mad or just be impressed.

I almost forgot to mention...Pat Burrell was partyin' with those hot chicks while wearing a dominatrix suit looking like "The Machine" from the movie 8MM ...WTF?!?!