Scalabrine Needs to Shut The F Up

Dude!  Is this guy serious right now?  Brian Scalabrine must be bored with sitting on the bench collecting his millions for doing nothing because he felt the need to open his mouth today and say some stupid shit that no one cares about.  He is complaining abou fans ROOTING FOR HIM when he actually gets in a game (which is very rare these days).  What a freakin' tool.   It's gotten to the point where Celtics fans just start cheering SCAL-A-BRINI...CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP as soon as he gets in the game.  I can't stand him because he SUCKS donkey balls but even I get a kick out of it once in awhile.  How can he feel like this is a serious issue?  

 It's almost like he is this year's version of Gino, the human victory cigar.  When Scal gets some PT, you know that the game is a wrap.  He just doesn't get it.  He said something about it "distracts from the team" and it "takes away from what we are trying to do".  Seriously buddy.  Get a grip.  No one cares about what you have to say and it ain't that serious.

It's just that he is a pale, uncoordinated redheaded white guy that plays once in awhile and is only on the team because his contract was a complete mistake but is too expensive to take off the books.  Is it such a bad thing that the mostly white crowd at Celtics games gets fired up when the pale kid gets in the game once in awhile?  I don't even think it's just because he is white at this point, though.  I think it's because he sucks so bad and that fans just feel bad for him.  It's like the autistic kid or Waterboy finally got in the game and you just can't help but root for him.

I feel like I could beat this dude in 1 on 1 if it wasnt' for his height advantage but even that doesn't seem like much of an issue.  He is so slow, I could probably cross him up at will to get to the rack and drain some jumpers in his grill.  I still can't get over the fact that he was able to bamboozle the Celtics into a ridiculous contract just a few years ago.  Thank god he will be gone soon.  It was cool when he was a funny dude that embraced the whole Average Guy persona and didn't take himself too seriously.  Now he is just a shitty basketball player that doesn't understand why he was popular in the first place.  Get over yourself buddy.  I am done with you and I hope that the other Celtics fans that cheer for you are done with you too.

If you've never had a chance to read my article from a few years back called Remy! Don't Shoot!
you should check it out when you get the chance.   Scal and Remy from Higher Learning (aka Michael Rapaport) were definitely separated at birth.  I would love for that chant to make a comeback, especially after these dumb comments.