Thursday, April 30, 2009

Auto-Tune the News #2 (FUNNY)

SWEET!  Just what I needed.  Another Auto-Tune parody/comedy video. I expected little to nothing in terms of entertainment value considering the official name of the vid is "Auto-Tune the News #2: pirates. drugs. gay marriage."  I mean really.  WTF is that?!?!?

I was pleasantly surprised once I got into it though.  It starts off a little slow but definitely picks up about halfway through.  I was definitely feelin' it once the Angry Gorilla killed his verse with Hannity and then Katie Couric got down with her "Thin Ice" Chorus.  DOPE! 

I didn't smoke any weed before making these posts today but it definitely would have helped.  These videos are just too tripped out for me to handle right now.  UNREAL!  

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"Alien Weed" by Donald Faison & Rich Digga (SUPER RANDOM)

 

There are a couple of things I want to point out before we get started on this video.  Donald Faison has a rap group and it's name is "Rich Digga"?  And this rap group includes Kenny aka "Bud" (Deon Richmond) from the Cosby Show?  WTF?!?!?!  It doesn't get more random than that.  Actually, yes it does.  The song is about "Alien Weed" and features a mob of angry alien drug dealers that go to war with Rich Digga.  They all end up getting along in the end and have a party in the spaceship and get lap dances from some fly blue and green alien shorties.  WOW.  These dudes must have been blunted out of their minds to come up with this concept.  AWESOME!!! 

I was so confused when I watched this for the first time.  I couldn't even make a rationale judgement about it.  I took another look and it's actually funny as shit and a halfway decent song.  I have to admit, this might be one of my new favorite rap songs.  I'm not sure what that says about the current state of Hip Hop but this song is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day. 

Give the video a chance and be prepared for some random ish.  You might be better off watching this stoned out of your mind so you can "understand" a little better.  So ridiculous! 

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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

President Obama Makes it Rain on the Lady Huskies (MONEY!)

The UCONN Lady Huskies recently made a visit to the White House to celebrate their 2009 NCAA Women's Basketball Championship.  President Obama got a few of the girls involved in an impromptu game of P-I-G (a shortened version of H-O-R-S-E) and he SMOKED them all.  He was draining 17 foot jumpers left and right with that nice lefty stroke like he was Michael Redd.

Say what you want about his political views and policies but you have to like a President that can ball a little bit.  He's definitely got some game!
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Sick Bicycle Tricks by Danny MacAskill (DOPE!)

I didn't even know bike tricks like this were possible until I saw this video.  It's like a crazy combination of skateboarding, BMX and urban climbing.  This dude is insane!  

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Celtics Win Game 5 in Another OT Thriller vs. Bulls (STRESSFULL)

Another freakin' OT game?  Are you kidding me?  This series is officially out of control.  I can't take this stress anymore!  How is this only Round 1?!?!  I feel like this series has been going on for weeks!

I have no voice this morning and I probably gained a couple hundred new grey hairs from flipping out during last night's game.  I was lucky enough to attend the game but being there actually increases the stress to another level that you just can't deal with sometimes.  The Garden was on fire last night in all the right ways.  Everyone was cheering at the right times without the need for the JumboTron to tell them what to do and they were also booing the shit out of the refs after all of their awful calls.
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I still don't understand what the hell happened with that awful double foul call on Ray Allen that caused him to foul out.  I looked down for two seconds to grab my beer and I missed it.  Of course the terrible JumboTron operator refused to show the replay so I had no idea what was going on.  Now that I've seen the replay, I am even more pissed off about that call.  Absolutely terrible!  There were so many other questionable if not awful calls but it's tough to remember them without seeing the replays on TV.  That is always one of the disadvantages of being at a game live.  

Paul Pierce was back in "the zone" and luckily took over the game in the last few minutes of overtime to finish off the Bulls.  I never felt comfortable for one second during this game though.  I can't stand the offense that the C's are still running at the end of games which is basically walk the ball up the court, have Pierce post up at the top of the key or three point line and then watch him take a fade away jumper with 5 seconds left on the shot clock.  That is a terrible offensive strategy but of course it looks great when it works like it did last night.  It blows my mind that the Celtics haven't come up with a different and/or better strategy by now.  Why was Rondo refusing to go to the hoop when he got score at will?  I don't get it.

Pierce is visibly tired and beat up but he can still turn it on when needed, at least for now.  I wanted him to drive to the hoop so badly to get a foul and a possible And 1 but now that I think about it, I'm actually glad he took those shots.  He has been awful in clutch free throw situations so I guess I would rather deal with him taking that fade away since that has become his signature move. 

Every time he shot I said "Pierce, come on.  Don't!  NO! NO! NO! Ahhhh.....YESSSSSSSS!!!"  I guess I will take it.  We have to be happy with whatever works at this point.  They need to end this series ASAP because I don't think I can take a Game 7.  My head might explode from this madness...
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By the way, BONUS POINTS go out to the photographer that took this picture of one of the hottest Celtics Dancers.  Fantastic timing and a perfect angle.  Bravo!
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Amazing Beatbox Kid (DOPE!!!)

 

This dude Daichi is one of the best Beatboxers I've seen in a long time.  The speed and clarity to his beats are ridiculous and his execution is almost always on point.

The one unique thing that he brings to the table is the sick fake scratch.  A lot of beatboxers do a half assed job of scratchin' or don't do it at all.  This kid absolutely RIPS IT halfway through this video with a very authentic sounding scratch that I thought was incredible.  I don't know what he does with his hand to make that sound but it works ridiculously well.  Some of the sound effects he created were pretty damn cool too.

Here is another performance from a local TV show.  The kid is SICK!!!
 

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Monday, April 27, 2009

Celtics Lose to Bulls in a Crazy Double OT Game 4 (WTF!!!)

Come on, Celtics!!!  What the hell is your problem?   This series should already be over or at least 3-1  considering the Celtics should have won Game 1 as well as last night's Double Overtime thriller.  Now the series is tied coming back to Boston for Game 5 and the C's are going to be drained.  The bench is already depleted and the older legs of Pierce and Allen could be an issue in the next couple of games if they can't get some rest.  I am really starting to worry about this series now.

Last night was a great game regardless of the outcome but I really feel like the Celtics gave it away numerous times.  They were up at least 4 or 5 points at the end of regulation and both OT's but they just couldn't put the Bulls away.  Luckily Ray Allen and Paul Pierce kept hitting big shots when the Bulls actually pulled into the lead a few times.  It was stressful, frustrating and exciting all at the same time.

The C's looked ridiculously tired at the end of the second OT which is understandable but the Bulls still had a little bit of energy left which is basically how they won this game.  Big Baby Davis missed a couple of layups and Pierce started taking some forced shots because he was to tired to go to the hoop.  He also couldn't get that last shot off due because of his inability to lift high enough to get over the outreached hand of Salmons.  He might have been fouled a bit but that call rarely gets made.  I still think we could have gotten a better shot or had they made a few easier shots earlier, maybe that three isn't even necessary.

I have tickets to Game 5 so I am excited but at the same time I am super stressed out.  I would love to see another blowout game like we saw in Game 3 so that the older C's can get some rest but I have a feeling every game for the rest of the series is going to be super intense.  Come on Celtics!  Get your ish together and close out this series!!! 

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