Thursday, September 16, 2010

"Duck Face" - Why Do Chicks Make This Stupid Puckered Lip Face? (ANNOYING)

I've been saying this for the past 3+ years so I'm glad someone tackled this serious issue with an appropriate response; a YouTube video using AutoTune

I think the origins of the Duck Face started about 5 years ago when the Douchebag and Meathead population was on the rise.  They would always make this face instead of smiling so they would be considered "tough" or "hard" because you know, they are assholes. definitely familiarized the world with these clowns and called them out for their douchebaggery. 

But along the way, something strange happened.  At first, people would make the douchebag puckered lip face in a mocking fashion.  Then for some reason, hot bitches started imitating it and doing it to the point that no one could determine if it was being done in jest or not. 

Unfortunately, these bitches were dead ass serious and thought it was a good look.  It started showing up on MySpace and quickly moved it's way over to Facebook profile pics.  Jersey Shore took it to the next level and all of a sudden Guidos and Guidettes everywhere had taken control of the Duck Face and the world was suddenly overwhelmed with thousands of photos of these idiots.

Now it's just completely out of control.  Regular people are making this face and they have no idea why.  It's officially an epidemic.  WTF is happening to this world?  Please listen to Gamble, the creator of the "Duck Face" song and stop making that stupid Duck Face.  You're making yourself uglier than you really are and that's dumb. - Addicted to Sneakers, Sports, Hip Hop and Gadgets

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